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tomvanderpool
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Must have been his first day on the job
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August 27, 2008, 08:12:55 PM »
Sorry, don't have a link for this one, but I'll describe it best I remember....
Saw an article about a robbery that mentioned that the robber had laid out his plan really well, even remembering to leave the car running as he went inside to get "all the money". He did and comes back out to find that he had been very "prudent" by remembering to lock all the doors of his car (with the motor running)!
Dropped the loot, took off running. As you can imagine, it didn't take very long for the poh-leece to catch up with him. <wide grin>
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"Always carry a spare key!" My grandpa would give him such a talkin' to!
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I'm thinking your grandpa might not go along with his chosen profession, either. <g>
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Would have been a tough call for ol' granddad. Being a criminal is bad enough. Being a stupid criminal is unforgivable!
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Quote from: Timmeh-31 on August 30, 2008, 06:34:24 AM
Would have been a tough call for ol' granddad. Being a criminal is bad enough. Being a stupid criminal is unforgivable!
I've always heard that "stupidity is a capital offense".
And the Darwin awards pretty much prove that each year. <g>
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That's about as stupid as the guy writing his orders to the bank teller on the back of one of his own deposit slips.
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